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1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)they hate porn.
4)Being able to make them laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
5)Hold our hand.
6)We are not your all-night restaurant.
7)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
8)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
9)Dont Go Around And Say JoJo or ashley simpson ect... is hot cuz it makes us feel a lil bad unless u say were way hotter
10)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
11)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
12)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
13)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
14)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you on good terms
15)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
16)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
17)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
18)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
19)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
20)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
21)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
22)Tell us we're beautiful.
23)The "little things" in a relationship are sometimes the biggest.
24)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
25)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
26) one word when it comes to smoking...quit.
27)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
28)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
29)pot, drinking, and smoking and other crap like drugs is not cool and the actually good looking girls would probably dump you if you did it..so quit. now...
30)And last but not least size doesnt matter exsept for whores.
31.Don't ever lie to us we always find out.
32. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
33. Don't say you understand when you don't.
34. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!!
35. You don't have PMS; don't fuckin act like you know what it's like.
36. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing
something sweet will always get you off the hook.
37. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
38. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want real relationships.
39. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
40. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a slut.
41. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes
42. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
apologize.
43. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
44. We are DrAmA queens
45. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
46. Don't make bets about us; we will always find out.
47. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or
beard or mustache looks, we always hate it.
48. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit
other strange gases from your body, it isn’t, so DONT..
49. Don't compare our boobs with Pamela Anderson's; hers
are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now)
50. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
51. We are beautiful at all times.
52. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us
we aren't.
53. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat
guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
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